Ralphie Singiser the Bernedoodle joins the lab with a specialty in emotional thermodynamics – optimizing productivity and reducing stress activation energy of his peers. He serves as a lead investigator of applied fluid dynamics (swimming) and is widely recognized for his contributions to the nap-to-energy conversion efficiency dilemma. 

Named after the CU Boulder mascot, Ralphie insists on being addressed as “Buffalo Emeritus” though he is just a young (but good) boy. Few things are able to snag his attention away from the lab, but a well-timed belly rub or a misplaced Birkenstock are sure to work.